AlSymerz

It's lucky he's a doctor, he'd know how to treat that, but like most blokes he probably can't find the clitoris.

I'm from Australia where hanging shit on BMW drivers is as normal a calling your best mate a cunt. Which connects to the joke... What is the next model of BMW released in Australia? The BMW Clitoris because every cunt's got one!

Nah! I don't believe it. He drives a BMW!

Thanks for the effort

Big words and almost making an argument. The Doc's on a roll!

I don't know what either of you are talking about but it's more entertaining than the news this morning, pity you can't keep it going.

Farkdarnit. My email server has been down the best part of two days due to an autochanging setting which shouldn't be autochanging. I finally get around to finding time to fix it and the only emails that come in are advertising shit from shops that I haven't been to for a decade.

Geez at that kind of speed the last thing that went through their minds would have been their arseholes!

Anacrusis - Manic Impressions

Went down like an imploding submersible?

Context is always an added bonus.

Your collection is probably so ecclectic and weird that it would be considered rare. If a new release vinyl is $50-60 in this country you could be sitting on a gold mine! I'm sitting on an empty mine, there might be 200 LP's there but they are all albums that most metal heads already have,

Awe c'mon some of the best kitchen floors of the 60's and 70's were vinyl

Lawnmower Deth - Oh Crikey It's

That's an official doctor's diagnosis. I certainly wouldn't risk myself to prove it wrong.

There is certain genres that lend themselves to those sorts of comments, for me it's BM, for you it's PM, but most of us here can all find common ground is rubbishing metalcore! It's been around since Adam played fullback for Jerusalem, but it's mainly used now days because every other fucking thing offends someone.

The thing is I don't dislike black metal, I do listen to some of it, albeit not as much as some. But I also know my audience and picking on black metal here is like rubbishing the missus about how much she wants to see Taylor Swift when the tour happens, or rubbishing a thatguy with comments about the Maroons.

I once thought the same about black metal.

Covid is too blame!

Haha I love the way New South Welshmen react to Billy and Cam.

ARGH Fucking insurance companies!! I've spent over a month in an email tag discussion with my life insurance company because I can't log into their online portal. Their password recovery system sends an SMS verification, after a week they asked if the number they were sending to was correct, it wasn't. Supposedly they changed the number but I'm still not getting the SMS messages. Nearly 4 weeks later and 6 different people responding I'm still getting told my phone number is wrong, but the system wont email me the verification because it only looks at the phone number despite stating that it goes to both email and SMS. I've told them to delete the number completely so it's forced to email, they claim they can't do it. I've asked them to send me a temporary password, they claim they can't do it. I could probably fix it by ringing their help line but I shouldn't have to, especially not when their website states that they are having high call volumes and wait times are high so email communications are preferred.

Fifth Angel - When Angels Kill. (Not really my kind of power metal but it's Ken Mary's latest so I thought I'd give it a go)

You've made thatguy's day!

The only thing he'd love more is life size cut outs of Cameron Smith and Billy Slater to put at the end of his bed!

It's the thought that counts!