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AlSymerz

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  1. 5 minutes ago, GoatmasterGeneral said:

    1.) There is no fruit in the beer.

    2.) I'm not the one who likes the citrusy IPA beer, I like the 5,000 mile dirty crank case oil.

    3.) Gloryhammer is ass. Not in a good way like 'tits & ass' I mean as in the dirty thing your shit comes out of. I'd gladly drink nothing but fruity beer for the rest of my natural life if I could erase the memory of the two minutes of Gloryhammer I just listened to.

    Perhaps you should try some fruity beer to help erase the terrible memory.

  2. 3 hours ago, navybsn said:

    Manager: Quality Control, make sure all that shit beer tastes exactly the same. Bland and unoffensive.

    QC: Got it sir. No problem.

    Make all beer taste like shit seems closer to the truth.

     

  3. Spend a Friday night out here and it's not uncommon to see someone who has been on the piss all night and come midnight he's as pissed as a maggot which can easily been seen by the fact that he's pissed his pants because all he drank all night was fruit flavour beer.

     

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