I had the misfortune of seeing nails perform this weekend. This band epitomizes bro culture. It’s like someone found four brain damaged football players and channeled their retardation into derivative, vision less music. Their unimaginative songs and limp groin thrusting would make them completely forgettable if not for their diva attitudes and childlike whining. When their bowels fail them, as their intellect and ability to play music already have, i suggest they charge their fan base of angry white boys to have shit smeared in their ears since the experience will likely be the same.