ProfessorBoozenthrash

Learn guitar to at least James Hetfield ability, watch all the movies and shows on my to-do list, go camping alot, get a nice wife, listen to alot of fuckin heavy metal, watch heavy metal and heavy metal 2k while toasted... get all the music on my list, tell my """""""Friends"""""""" where to fucking go, which is coming up pretty fucking fast here.
Oh, and get sideburns like Lemmy \m/

Lookup Sam Kinison and Rodney Dangerfield. And make sure you don't have any neighbors to wake up (or wear headphones... >:D)
 
 

I've had my guitar for about a year, and about a month and a half ago I told my self I was fukcin gonna learn how to play the damn thing. So far I can play most of Am I Evil, sucking my love, a few riffs on jump in the fire, the intro for fuckin.. um.. uh.. smoke on the water I learned the other day for shits and grins.... eha............. oh the main friff for fucking rainbow in the dark.. uhhh shit... one riffs on seek and destry. Eh it's slow goin but I'm gettin her.

Yeah I'll check em out when my fucking parents fuck off to their fucking lair of hell from whence they fucking came.

Ha, seems plausible... Speaking of gnomes...
HueHueHue

Well, when I go to do a job we usually stop at a gas station and pick up a couple bottles of pure leaf brand tea. It's pretty good I think, much better than that arizona tea, bleh. 
Oh I just remembered, we stopped at a buddy's house on the way back from a job one day er... yeah something like that, anyways, he gave me and dad a cup of tea each, real english tea... Twinings I think it was. Good shit there.

Yup you bet, and I'll put my ugly mug on here again just for kicks! Well not right now because I'm lazy, but I think there are pics of me somewhere on here.

Ohh an AC/DC lover, excellent. Welcome to the forum!

Hey all! 
I'm from Sydney, Australia (Yes, where nemo went.) Started learning guitar halfway through last year after a lifelong addiction to metal, and I'm now planning to record my own music.
I particularly enjoy the Melodeath genre, my favorite groups being Insomnium, Omnium Gatherum, Dark Tranquillity and Wolfheart.
Anywho, glad to join a community that doesn't automatically pucker up their noses at the mere mention of metal.
 
Cheers!

I love a good walk through the woods, whether on snowshoes or just boots. Calms me down like... slayer. Though usually slayer makes me want to kill everything.......

Well if it makes ya happy, I can't argue  
But I still tell my dad to fuck off with it when he does >:| BECAUSE HE KNOWS

Hey Joana how's it going?
Didn't know I was here for my good looks, mate.  How many pictures would you like?

Cool, I'll check it out.  
Ahh yes very nice work.

I'm on a bus to a place called Beer Deluxe, so you tell me what I'm drinking motherfuckers!!! 666

Cool clouds yes, but a very dangerous looking lawn mower.

Definitely agree with that. I haven't touched facefuck in... years... I think I said it somewhere else but I don't do social media at all, it drives me nuts. Oh yay I can "friend" some fucker I said hi to at the grocery store last week. Dandy.

Just a mishmash of shit from throughout the year and various places around where I live. http://imgur.com/a/KVq7m 
Sorry meant to say throughout the past 3-4 years :3
And the lawnmower we dubbed the Psychotron

Hey  Joanna
Would love to see some of the art. Yet  Fbook is a spy  some people unknowingly allow.  I keep a test account I look every few months  I will check it. It will point me to people I only talked to in person or on the  land phone. I dont contact or email online. It is the Perverse eye of the Myan calender's end teacher of despair; Marc Zucherburg.
So  please just post some on the forum we can see without the "Electric Eye"
Oh and hails and horns for using a real pic of you  for your icon. Many of "brave, brutal men" on here shy from it.
The nerve to be real is the essence of Metal at its beginnings. Thanks for keeping with that !

Exodus- Bonded by Blood, the full album, fucking perfect.

The Trooper by Iron Maiden

Hey Nat, thanks for getting me into Running Wild, still love Ballad of William Kidd, never gets old.

Iron Maiden- For The Greater Good of God

It was a misnomer created by mainstream music journalists who tried to lump it into something they don't understand. Same goes for glam metal and "melodic metalcore".
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Yeah thats where talent and absolute love and dedication will get you.. people are awesome sometimes.

Yeah I'm happy I didn't have to create a new one too, fuckin nightmare right there. And yeah I think it suits me better and isn't much different anyways too  
I was thinking about changing it for awhile anyways, I think it's stuck now, I like it.