ProfessorBoozenthrash

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Ehr.... wait I meant the Animal House bluto, not the cartoon character. I've never actually watched it, but I know of it.

Finally decided to listen to the new Megadeth album, my first thought was "Holy fuckin shit!"

Peace sells and fuckin foreclosure of a dream

Bluto, fer sure. hmmmm Woulda ya rather be punched in the chops or have all your hair pulled out one by one?

Just got done with 2 minutes to midnight, might have to put on countdown to extinction or youthanasia, haven't heard them albums in a while. You on a Metallica bender this week Oblivion?

Trip

Lime concentrate with sugar, water, and the last shot of my everclear RIP gettin fucking tired of lemonade and dr pecker, and I ran out of clamato...

Stench

Farts! I'm still a 5 year old at heart c:

8/10 King Diamond is kickass. I don't know how the fuck he can sing that high and not piss himself. By the way, I really hate this album cover.

Welcome guy, I'm the naighbor hood fu.. thrahs. Thrash guy. Also the guy who gets drunk the most here. I think. Probably. Oh and if you ever decide to try operatic metal, Aesma Daeva is pretty fukin cool. And the lead singer is pretty good lookin too

Noxious

I've had my guitar for about a year, and about a month and a half ago I told my self I was fukcin gonna learn how to play the damn thing. So far I can play most of Am I Evil, sucking my love, a few riffs on jump in the fire, the intro for fuckin.. um.. uh.. smoke on the water I learned the other day for shits and grins.... eha............. oh the main friff for fucking rainbow in the dark.. uhhh shit... one riffs on seek and destry. Eh it's slow goin but I'm gettin her.

Shepered pie and fuckin cheeze ckae and fucking red gatorbadte and fucking... uh.... oh a.. white russian. I ran fucking out of bloody mary stuff.... and my booze is almost gone (THANKS DAD, dammit)

Does playing a song count as listening to it? :3 Jumpe in the fuckin fire. Fwroosh...

Uh... fuck. Gulp. yeah, gulp.

Fluids

Yup, every time ya turn around there's some new clusterfuck just waitin for ya in a dark alley with a really big knife... Ok I have no idea where that came from xD

Tissues

Oooh man, nice fuckin cover there! (And I love your facial expressions too XD) I'll definitely check out your other songs. Welp, I'm hooked, dammit! Do you guys have this on iTunes or is it just CD? (I don't live near a store that sells CDs and I hardly ever get out that way). Oh and I would appreciate it greatly if you could show me the lyrics for the first one. (I have a problem hearing things properly unless I can read it)

Cake

Had a bit of fun eh? I still feel like hammered shit from yesterday's thrash eh.. "party" it was just me and my dad and alot of fuckin beer. My teeth hurt and my neck... and my ... everything.

Ok thanks. And.... Diesel. (dunnoy who the other dude is) WYRB, really fuckin tired, or really fuckin hyper?

Heh funny, Jawohl herr schneeman commandant!