I just hope it doesn't really start to hit you when you get a little older. I've been wearing plugs since I was a teenager and I swear by them. I've never had a problem getting used to the way they change the tonal balance, but there should be some options out there for you.
NP: Sarcofago - INRI
After rereading it, I think that I get it now (I was just misreading it from the beginning! Guess I should not become a linguist...). @Fraser was right. Thanks for helping me sort this out.