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I always have a goatee, and I usually let everything but the moustache grow for a bit as well. Iceni has referred to it in the past as a "cowcatcher". I fucked up trimming it earlier this week, so I had to cut a bunch off. Not worried though. It grows back really quickly. I'm even letting my hair grow again. I chopped it off after my son was born. We'll see how long I can put up with it. 

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Mostly because it would be very uncomfortable during the 40 degree celsius summers we get down here...

I've never let the heat influence how I groom myself. Having spent as much time as I have in Vegas where it can get close to 50 C, I don't see it as much of a hindrance.

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Shit bro, "Wish-a-Whisker"  foundation. It never occurred to me, but that train has sailed out of the station so there is nothing to be done. They had a salt and pepper thing going on, and were wicked bristly, so it would probably not have been a good fit anyway. A gnarly soup strainer like that thing was would not have been a good first time stash really, so I don't feel too bad about it.

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I have been growing a beard and taking it seriously for well over a year now. Beard oil, beard conditioner/shampoo/wash, and the right comb(s) is crucial to maintaining a healthy and good-looking beard. Also, a healthy diet is incredibly important and some growers use Biotin for healthy and fast growth. 

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2 minutes ago, FatherAlabaster said:

Quite the beard, dude. You look like the drummer from one of my old bands, except he shaved his head. 

Thank you, sir! I, too, used to shave (I mean buzz) my head. Here's a photograph from 2012 when I used to skydive regularly when the beard was much shorter, but my hair was buzzed off. 

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3 hours ago, JefferyHale said:

I have been growing a beard and taking it seriously for well over a year now. Beard oil, beard conditioner/shampoo/wash, and the right comb(s) is crucial to maintaining a healthy and good-looking beard. Also, a healthy diet is incredibly important and some growers use Biotin for healthy and fast growth. 

 A very impressive production Jeffery, but you might ought to hide the craft a little and keep the fussy regimen details under your hat. Though perhaps I ought to google Biotin, come to think of it.

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